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Unbelievable Macho Bullshit

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I lied.

You've done it now. You and your evil compatriots have managed to piss off a secret Black Ops Commando Special Agent. They've armed themselves with an array of deadly weapons, finished their training montage, and smeared camo paint on their considerable muscles. There's no way out, and they are coming for you.

All you can do is hope you die last.

Unbelievable Macho Bullshit is an oppositional roleplaying party game in one page. Each player plays a villain in an evil organization which is being rapidly disassembled by an unstoppable hero in a hail of bullets and one-liners. You're best bet to survive just a little longer is to try and foist the oncoming storm onto one of your compatriots.

The game is swift, silly, and plays faster the more people you have, making it a great warm-up or random game. It's a good way to let off some steam.

This game is part of the "I'll be Back" collection, a series of small games about everyone's favourite bodybuilding actor governator.


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April 28th, 2015
Easily one of the most fun games I've ever played, really easy to teach people. It's a game where you can lose on your first turn and just not care. [...]
April 26th, 2015
I am legitimately having trouble writing this review because of how hard I'm laughing. Right, so we had a bunch of fun with this game. The basic mechanic gets things moving quickly, and while it's made for in-person play it works surprisingly w [...]
April 26th, 2015
I died in the first round and didn't even care. It's enormously fun and enables you and your friends to be utterly /horrible/ people. 10/10 would blow up Soviet controlled Mount Rushmore again. [...]
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April 07, 2015
This title was added to our catalog on March 26, 2015.