A Very Honey Heist Christmas

It's Christmas Eve. Santa's missing. His only hope is a crew of washed-up, semi-retired criminal bears. Best get to mauling.

CHRISTMAS EVE. Across the globe, children slumber fitful in their beds awaiting the arrival of their presents. But all is not well in the halls of power at the North Pole: Santa is missing. Thanks to a convoluted set of events and extensive legal obligations, the responsibility of finding him has fallen to a gang of criminal bears who are, despite everything, the only team for the job. YOU are one of these goddamn bears.

If you want to run your very own Holiday Special game of Honey Heist, complete with potential Actual Jesus, here are the tools to do it. We've got bear creation, we've got festive/Biblical allies, we've got optional product placement. Plus it's got a drawing of a bear on it that reflects the eight years of practice Grant's had since the last time he tried to draw a bear; we think you'll agree he's come along a bit since then.

If you were one of Grant's Patrons, you'd have got this game in time for Christmas 2024. Never mind - here it is in ample time for Christmas 2025.