I still feel ripped off despite only paying a dollar. The only other rating is five stars. I can assume that he was a friend or family of the publishers. The list is 100 randomly generated stat blocks for CoC, which ... okay, fine, that's a good starting point. But it's a terrible end point. If they had taken just the absolute minimum effort and edited the most non-sensical entries, it would be a different story. But they didn't. They had some random NPC generating program and just accepted whatever steaming pile of nonsense the program vomited out. And yes, I will give you examples, because they are amusing as they are incompetent. So here are a few choice cuts:
We start out with a bang, the first entry being a 17-year-old "car racing driver" (I won't dump on the terrible syntax throughout. It's possible English isn't their first language, and my second language skill is limited to asking for direction to the library or the bathroom and ordering a beer). But a 17-year-old professional racecar driver.
This guy is a 25-year-old "Burgomaster." At this point, I was hunkering down for what was going to be a rough ride. Also, I was wondering who wrote the generator that they used.
4, 6, 7. Their jobs were listed as "Voyager", "Chiseler", and "Hiker" respectively.
On the opposite end of the scale from the race car prodigy of entry 1 is the this guy, who is a med student. At 60.
Kristina Barber, a Tribe Member.
The poor girl at #22 has my favorite job in list: Plunger.
This woman is a flapper. But since this supplement is for modern characters, would she be a neo-flapper?
I'll stop here because this one is essentially where I stopped trying. Character number 31 is a bright-eyed 16-year-old girl who tries to balance the demands of teenage life with her career as a Fire Chief. She's the Chief of the Fire Department. That is completely idiotic unless it's a pitch for a comedy series on Adult Swim or the WB.
So that's a good cross section of the quality you can expect. The product is poor, but the most offensive thig about it is the sensibility that their customers lack discernment to the point they will just consume any bull**** that is fed to them. Need an NPC? I have a 61-year-old female intern with a 70 strength? Great! If she doesn't work we have a 39-year-old "Brief". Brief what, you ask? I have no idea. Her profession is listed as "Brief," which is okay, I guess because we all know the labor shortage employers are facing in trying to find suitable Briefs.
Final Verdict: Would not recommend.
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